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What If– G.I. Joe and the Marvel Universe co-existed?

At the risk of slowly approaching the “geekdom” line and then taking a running leap over it, this question came to my mind last night as I opened up my two latest acquisitions from ToysRUs.com.  I have so far been unable to find any of the new Marvel Universe or Wolverine Origins figures locally, so I took the plunge and ordered Iron Man and Daredevil from ToysRUs.com.  Yeah, they ended up costing me more than I would pay at retail, but I just had to see what the big deal was.  And, well, I quickly saw what the big deal was.  These figures kicked ass.  For almost my entire toy collecting life I’ve dreamed of having Marvel comics characters who could seamlessly integrate with my G.I. Joe universe.

After I caught the latest “Creature Double Feature” as a youngster with the live action Spider-Man series on any given lucky Saturday afternoon, I would invariably pick up my ’83 Snake Eyes and use him as Spider-Man, swinging him around the living room.  After all, even after I owned the Secret Wars figures, they couldn’t move like G.I. Joe’s, and Snake Eyes fit the bill.  Well, now, not only do I have Marvel figures that are the same size and scale, but they can actually move.  Nirvana.  But, what’s the point of these Marvel figures integrating and moving like Joes if they can’t actually co-exist with the Joes?  Well, as I thought about that last night, some various other thoughts sprang to mind.  Be forewarned, this is an extremely nerdy exercise in alternate realities, and something I’m almost a bit ashamed to say I put that much time into thinking about last night…

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The “Dark Side” of G.I. Joe Part 1: The 90’s

Okay, so yeah…  “dark side” may be a bit extreme…  more than a bit, actually.  I was going for the whole “red-headed stepchild” angle, but in these days of Political Correctness, I wanted to avoid offending red heads and stepchildren.  You never can be too careful.  I wasn’t really sure how else to put it when you consider the overwhelming reaction from the fandom over the good and bad of the G.I. Joe mythos specifically over the past twenty-five years.  Without a doubt when you talk to the fans you hear it time, and time again… “I was a big fan until the 90’s“…I was a big fan until “the neon“…until Ninja Force and Star Brigade.  Until the line got “dumb”.  Whether it’s the weapon trees, the bright colors, or the spring-loaded missile launchers, plenty of fans can find reasons to hate the 90’s, and label that particular decade as “deth of teh line”.

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Tons more fantastic 1:18 Marvel Images

Fred from JoeBattlelines has hit a home run again and given me a wealth of new images from the recently released Marvel Universe and Wolverine: Origins 1:18 action figure line.  These figures fit nearly seamlessly with any Joe collection on shelves and are fantastic looking toys in their own right.  He already supplied a couple of nice galleries of pictures in a previous post here and here, and now he finishes the job by giving me dozens more of figures we didn’t see the last time around.  Bullseye, Daredevil, Iron Fist, and more, all visible in the monster-sized gallery below:

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