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GeneralsJoes Reviews G.I. Joe: Retaliation “Tactical Ninja” Snake Eyes

As most of you hopefully remember, I got a chance to review two out of the three “Tactical Ninja” boxed set figures a few months ago.  Well, now that this set has finally hit retail, I was able to finally round off that three pack with Snake Eyes!

Snake Eyes is…well, sort of a conundrum.  He’s got a fantastic mix of different really great parts.  But when you bring all of those great parts together, the result isn’t especially captivating or cohesive.  You’ll have to check out my G.I. Joe: Retaliation Review page for the full details, or just click the link below.

As an added bonus, I also added some details to my Agent Mouse review now that the final version is out, there were some added pictures and information that I wanted to get into the review.  You can click that link below as well.

It’s the THIRTY DAY mark! Thirty days until G.I. Joe: Retaliation and Reason #30!

That’s right, G.I. Joe fans.  Thirty short days until G.I. Joe: Retaliation launches its attack on theaters across the United States.  This very exciting landmark is again emphasized by Twitziller’s next Reason Why G.I. Joe: Retaliation will be Great.  And you can see this reason below.

#30:

You can’t see it, but I’m giving ole Twitziller a slow golf clap right now.  Very good reason to look forward to G.I. Joe: Retaliation, for sure.  Yes, G.I. Joe has always had elements of fantasy in it, and in some cases, very strong elements of fantasy.  But the beauty of G.I. Joe has always been how well those fantastic elements blend into more real world situations.  One place where many folks felt like G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra fell down was scenes like the Paris Pursuit scene where wildly unrealistic (and somewhat visually unconvincing) Accelerator Suits tore through the streets of the European city.  That, to many folks, put the film way over the science-fiction edge, not just from a technology standpoint, but also because the obvious CGI really drew people out of their immersion in the film.

Director Jon Chu has stated several times that he wanted G.I. Joe: Retaliation to feel grittier and more realistic.  He wants viewers to see the dirt and feel the punches.  This is all done best with practical effects accentuating the real life action on screen, and not replacing the actors too obviously.  Certainly there will still be a healthy sample of computerized effects.  These days in an action film there almost has to be.  But from what we’ve seen of the trailers and footage so far, and from what Chu has said, when possible, the effects will be more practical and real world.  I welcome it.

Keep checking back with Twitziller on Twitter and GeneralsJoes for updates, and the previous entries can be seen below.

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GeneralsJoes Reviews the G.I. Joe: Retaliation Ninja Combat Cruiser

We’re still in vehicle mode at the review desk here at GeneralsJoes, but we’ve gone up in scale!  Graduating from the Bravo level Tread Ripper tank from yesterday, today we jump into the Delta class with the Ninja Combat Cruiser!  Or if you choose to burn all of the Arashikage symbols instead of applying them, I suppose it could just be the “Combat Cruiser”.

Check out my G.I. Joe: Retaliation review page for the full review, or just tap the link below.

As the days count down, reason #31 that G.I. Joe: Retaliation will be great

Pushing on, closer and closer to March 29th, and Twitziller continues his own brand of countdown!  The next reason to look forward to G.I. Joe: Retaliation has been Tweeted!

#31:

It may sound funny, but there’s something about a rappelling assault that I really love.  The adrenaline rush in any military TV show or movie as the special operations troops come flying down their ziplines, unhooking their weapons and preparing to kick ass is unmatched.  I love that whole atmosphere.  Obviously most of the G.I. Joe: Retaliation “zipline” play features are built around the high altitude ninja mountain combat sequence, but speaking as someone who just got the Tactical Ninja 3-Pack with Agent Mouse, this concept is pretty neat as well.  Who didn’t love swinging their action figures by strings as a kid?!  I know I did.  Pretty cool to see director Jon Chu still playing with that mindset, just on a larger stage.

Keep checking Twitziller on Twitter and GeneralsJoes for the latest reasons to look forward to G.I. Joe: Retaliation, and check out the previous entries below.

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GeneralsJoes reviews G.I. Joe: Retaliation Tread Ripper Tank w/ Clutch

So over the past 2 weeks I’ve been maintaining my “one review a day” grind as we work down the “Road to Retaliation”!  Well, after yesterday, I kind of had an issue.  I’d posted reviews of every single pack G.I. Joe: Retaliation figure released to date!

Have no fear…  now we have vehicles!  I’ll be covering the Tread Ripper today and the Ninja Combat Cruiser tomorrow, and then dipping back into the figures as we examine the Wave 2 3-Packs!  Plenty of material still left on the table.  Check out the latest review on my G.I. Joe: Retaliation Review Page, or the direct link below.