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Well, come on.  None of us expected G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra to be nominated for any Oscars…though it did get a cursory nod for special effects.  In fact, quite the opposite has happened, and G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra looks perched to make a killing at the Razzies, the annual “worst of” awards from the year in Cinema!
The full lowdown of the “awards” is listed after the jump…

WORST PICTURE of 2009
“All About Steve”
“G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra”
“Land of the Lost”
“Old Dogs”
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
WORST ACTOR of 2009
All three Jonas Brothers / “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience”
Will Ferrell / “Land of the Lost”
Steve Martin / “Pink Panther 2”
Eddie Murphy / “Imagine That”
John Travolta / “Old Dogs”
WORST ACTRESS of 2009
Beyonce / “Obsessed”
Sandra Bullock / “All About Steve”
Miley Cyrus / “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
Megan Fox / “Jennifer’s Body” and “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Sarah Jessica Parker / “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”
WORST SCREEN COUPLE of 2009
Any two (or more) Jonas Brothers / “The Jonas Brothers: 3-D Concert Experience”
Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper / “All About Steve”
Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star, Creature or “Comic Riff” / “Land of the Lost”
Shia LaBeouf & either Megan Fox or any Transformer / “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Kristin Stewart & either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang / “Twilight Saga: New Moon”
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS of 2009
Candice Bergen / “Bride Wars”
Ali Larter / “Obsessed”
Sienna Miller / “G.I. Joe”
Kelly Preston / “Old Dogs”
Julie White (as Mom) / “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR of 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus / “Hannah Montana: The Movie:
Hugh Heffner (as himself) / “Miss March”
Robert Pattinson / “Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka) / “Land of the Lost”
Marlon Wayans / “G.I. Joe”
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL (Combined Category for 2009)
“G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra”
“Land of the Lost”
“Pink Panther 2” (A rip-off of a sequel to a remake)
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
“Twilight Saga: New Moon”
WORST DIRECTOR of 2009
Michael Bay / “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Walt Becker / “Old Dogs”
Brad Silberling / “Land of the Lost”
Stephen Sommers / “G.I. Joe”
Phil Traill / “All About Steve”
WORST SCREENPLAY of 2009
“All About Steve” / Screenplay by Kim Barker
“G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra” / Screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett
“Land of the Lost” / Written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” Written by Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
“Twilight Saga: New Moon” / Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg