Name: Squeaky Clean (real name unknown)

History: Squeaky Clean is the utterly devoted personal assistant to Big Boss. He has worked for the Boss for longer than he can remember, and so far has retained his trust and confidence. Squeaky is a bumbling "yes man" at face value, but is also a clever, whitty, and capable assistant, as one would have to be to serve his master for as long as he has.

Distinguishing Features: Squeaky Clean has a large bald head, and can usually be found right by Big Boss' side. If he is sent out in the field, you can be assured that it's because Big Boss wants something done right. Squeaky pretty much always has the single red earphone stuck tightly in his right ear, ready to hear and obey whatever the Big Boss might request. He is much more sinister than he might look, and would literally do anything to serve his master.